If you are single (and tired of being,) this Twitter thread is all you need (Partjollof.com)

One of the biggest struggles in this life for many young people is the relationship status things.


But someone on Twitter decided to start a thread to ‘help out':

And the responses were outright hilarious.

There was the flawless one who wasn’t as flawless as you’d think.

And the ones already on their knees.

This one was dropping expo.

Pure, unadulterated happiness.

And this one is saying there will be no debts.

Just. Have. Breast.

Proceed with caution.

Bow down ladies.

Just epp.

Start saving for bride price guys.

If it is marine spirit you want, come and collect.

Yes, yes. One woman can still be polygamy.

Meet a man with a plan.

This life is mysterious.

Get ready for the trip of your life.

@Vaness_ah professional driver at 10,000fts
Single to stupor
Breez specialist
Hopeless romantic🙄…Epp Mi pic.twitter.com/vFtoNjgk5n

— CaptainTimi (@Airmarshal_09) May 3, 2016

And meet the woman with the perfect plan to send you back to your village.

@Vaness_ah smart, will suck preeq, can cook. Boyfriend must send me 500k per month. Keep me anon please. pic.twitter.com/zx8vk5htP8

— Æsir (@Preshpretty) May 3, 2016